Smashwords Summer/Winter Sale!

In my efforts to edit and write yesterday, I totally forgot to post this announcement!

Yes, I'm participating in this year's Smashwords July sale! Every novel and novella are half-price! All short stories are free!

This will probably be the last time I do a sale on Smashwords, so grab what you want while you can. Especially if you're inside during this magnificent heat dome covering the eastern side of the North American continent.

(Not even our dogs want to go outside in this Mad Max hellscape!)

Here's the link to my books!

Two Posts in the Same Month!

Wow! Two post in the same month! In the same year!

I've been busy updating covers and getting ducks lined up for a couple of unpublished stories. I'm slowly getting pre-orders upon the various retailers for the next six months, including previously released stories that needed to be moved from my personal account to the publisher's account. If you don't see anything on your favorite retailer, please be patient. I am working on it.

An story still in process will be more of a contemporary romance. There's a lot of heat, but it's not as kinky as my other books. We'll see how readers like it.

If you haven't signed up for my newsletter, you might want to. I'll be sending out a couple of free stories over the next six months.

And, cross my heart, I WILL not sell, trade, or otherwise hand over your private information to any 3rd party unless compelled by a subpoena. Even then, there needs to be a damn good reason for the subpoena. I've never been arrested, but there are certain hills I will make a stand on.

Regardless of current world matters, I aim to provide enjoyable stories for when you need the time away from the stress and chaos.

Thank you for standing by me through the insanity of the last seven years!

I'm Back!

I know. It's been a while since I've posted. Or even written any words.

The double blow of my breast cancer diagnosis along with the lockdown precautions of the COVID-19 pandemic put me into a bit of a tailspin. I had no focus to impart on my stories. I had to prioritize my health over everything else in my life, including my significant others and my puppy.

I'm lucky that the significant others and the Princess Pup were tolerant and did what they could to comfort me. It didn't mean I wasn't scared out of my gourd every time I stepped out of the house for a doctor's appointment.

And honestly, it takes a lot for me as a domme to admit fear.

My oncologist was rather glad I didn't shirk my healthcare during the last five years. He understood the double-edged sword people in my position faced. Too many of his patients avoided their appointments with him because of their fear of COVID-19, and quite a few died from skipping their cancer treatments.

Despite my precautions, I did contract COVID-19 six months ago. However, I obtained my vaccines and boosters, and somehow, I managed not to get long COVID. Still, I wouldn't wish cancer or COVID-19 on my worst enemy (if I had one).

On the plus side, I've finished a couple of novellas that still needed to be released. And last summer, I started back on a novel I'd abandoned when everything went to hell in a handbasket back in 2018.

I don't know how fast anything will get completed and uploaded, but 2025 is a good starting point.

Happy New Year!

Pardon My Dust...

After seven years, both my website and my book covers needed a makeover. Also, the Blogger Contact Form decided to croak, so I added a new contact page.

I'm hoping to start the new year with some new releases. It's been a while since any release I know. Three years. For those of you who don't follow me on Facebook, I've been dealing with breast cancer. However, I'm back in the proverbial saddle and looking forward to release my latest scribbles.

I've even calendared in the need to update the series pages and add the new ones.

In the meantime, let me know what you think of the new look.

It's Been a While...

There's been quite a bit of personal excrement hitting the spinning turbines in Casa de Andrews over the last three years. Alas, none of it has been conducive to writing.

However, 2019 has started on a much more positive note. While I have been writing, none of it is quite ready for public consumption.

Instead the first new thing for this year is sprucing up some old covers. The Secrets series debuts the first renovations. I hope you all will be as please with them as I am. Here's the first one:

The Latest Release

2016 was a little crazy to say the least in regards to my personal life. I'm slowly getting back into the writing groove this year.

Somehow, I forgot to mention the second book in the Sex and the Single Monster series. It's currently available on Amazon and will soon be out at other retailers.

Love at First Bite

Love at First Bite was a limited time anthology from Excessica Press. It is no longer available.

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I'm in anthology with the marvelous Selena Kitt! All right, my story "Everlasting Hope" is in the anthology Love at First Bite with her story. Woo-Hoo!

Thirteen fabulous stories for only 99 cents! Check it out through the nifty little reader previewer!

New Release! Cupid's Arrow

Right after I uploaded Cupid's Arrow to various retailers, I came down with the most horrendous flu I've ever experienced. So this announcement is a tad late.

On the plus side, Amazon has a nifty new app where you can read a preview of the book right here without downloading a bloody thing.

So what is the story about?

A cupid shooting another immortal with an arrow of Love was stupid and dangerous, so Galen fully expected to be punished by his grandmother, the goddess Aphrodite, after he shot Jack Frost. What he didn’t expect was Grandmother to strip his wings and powers, then dump him stark naked in the middle of Detroit’s coldest winter on record.

As a social worker, Cassie Stamos has a thing for hard luck cases. However, the naked hot guy who stumbles into her life isn’t the typical homeless man she deals with, though Galen Erotes may be just as crazy. Or she thinks so until he introduces her to a talking reindeer.

She knows she can never be a part of his world, but has the kiss she stole from him already condemned him to the mortal realm forever?

New Release!

Hello, my lovelies!

Yes, I know it's been forever since my last post! After all the health and family drama, I'm back to work crafting delightful stories to keep you entertained and aroused.

I took a different track in order to jumpstart my creative juices after such a long drought and delved into a realm I haven't tried before--paranormal erotica. More creature stories will follow. However, I haven't forgotten my unfinished series. At the minimum, I've already outlined those, and most are at various stages of completion.

If you wish to check out my latest, here's the info!

EVERLASTING HOPE

Blurb
To the public, Hope Stidwell Abernathy has everything, but her mother kept her on society’s short leash, and her father destroyed her lover by framing him. Tired of being trapped by her life, Hope thumbs her nose at social convention on her fiftieth birthday and takes a younger man home with her. But her handsome one-night stand turns out to be an assassin hired by her brother. She thinks she’s dead…

Until her gorgeous killer makes her an offer. But what’s everlasting life without the man she truly loves?

Short Story, approximately 7500 words or 25 printed pages

Amazon

P.S. It's currently only available on Amazon right now because I'm trying out their Kindle Unlimited Library program. I WILL NOT BE EXCLUSIVE with any ongoing series. Whether I do KU for any other new series will be decided on a case-by-case basis. Feedback from my readers is always welcome!

The Bound Anthology Sexy Package Giveaway!

CONTEST IS CLOSED! - Winner (thanks to the lovely folks at Random.org) is LORI WILSON!!

Lori, please PM me on FB or e-mail me through the contact link on my blog. I need your street address!

The Bound Anthology is now available! All proceeds go to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for breast cancer research. The e-version is only $0.99, but how would you like to win the signed paperback?

Plus maybe a few other goodies?

To enter the drawing, leave a comment below, or if you're shy, click on the Contact Me link to your left. While you're at it, you might want to sign up for my mailing list since I send out a free, exclusive book when you do.

What other goodies are in the Sexy Package besides the signed paperback edition of Bound?

- Basic Instinct in Blu-Ray
- Animal-print pens
- 16G leopard-print thumb drive
- Sweet mint lip balm that your partner may find enticing *wink*

You have until 11:59 pm EDT on Friday, August 1st, to enter. Winner will be announced shortly after midnight.

If you're Bound and determined to contribute to cancer research, the buy links are below.

Amazon e-book
Amazon print
Barnes & Noble

All of us at Bound thank you for your support!

Bound Anthology Release Day Is Tomorrow!

Seven authors, including me, have teamed up to bring you seven great reads!

The price for the e-book will be $0.99 for one month, then will be $3.99 until the end of the year. If you want a signed paper copy, we've got that, too!

All profits are going to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for Breast Cancer.

Want a free copy?

Join us at the Bound Anthology Release Party on Facebook for lots of giveaways! Or stop back here tomorrow for my blog giveaway.

The Can't-Sell-This-On-Amazon Book

One sexy, red-headed band manager. Five hot musicians. One erotic Texas weekend.

For anyone who signs up for my mailing list, they will get a free copy of Jessica Manages Her Rock Band! This is a sequel to the subplot running through the Educating Lisa series about Lisa's best friend who manages the Leapin' Lizards.

Frankly, the cover and story are too much for the ebook retailers to handle so I thought, "Why bother?"

If you read it, let me know what you think in the comments.

Thanks! And Toodles!

The Final Lesson Is Out!

I know it's been a while. Family drama has taken too much of my time. But The Final Lesson (Educating Lisa #3) is finished! And uploaded to retailers!

Blurb
Lisa Kimble’s senior year at college has started. She’s living in a multi-million dollar mansion with her trainers, she’s been accepted into the University of Chicago’s Egyptology program, and she has two gorgeous hunks who’ll do anything to please her. Everything is perfect, or so she thinks.

Two other submissives from her trainers’ club have their eyes on Lisa’s men. Before the year is over, one of the women is willing to find a permanent solution to getting the dom she wants. Lisa has survived everything her doms have done to her, but can she survive a jealous, backstabbing sub?

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of bondage, domination, oral sex, anal sex, sadism, humiliation, and group sex.

Short Novel, approximately 54,000 words or 200 printed pages

Available at the following retailers (links updated as they go live):
Amazon
Barnes  Noble
Smashwords

Last Sale of the Year!

Santa's Gift is on sale for $0.99 at the following retailers until December 26th!

Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Smashwords

The Banned Book Christmas Spectacular!

Since I've had issues with books being removed from retailers or hidden by super-secret double-probation over the last six months, I've decided to expand my sale at Smashwords over the month of December. So each Tuesday, something new will be free and the rest will be discounted.

This week's featured books are the Naughty Neighbors series!

Three's Company - FREE - AM43H
Four of a Kind - $0.99 - CP33B

Make sure you enter the codes at checkout to receive your discounts!

This sale ends December 9 at midnight PST.

The Banned Book Thanksgiving Sale!

Do you need something hot to read on the cold drive to Grandma's house? Since Amazon banned two of my books, I've made them FREE on Smashwords!

To Punish and Service - FREE
Taken By Passion (Secrets #3) - FREE

Since one Secrets book is free, I did coupon code for the rest of the series. To get the other three books for $0.99, use the following codes:

Tied By Lust (Secrets #1) - UH26Y
Bound By Desire (Secrets #2) - EN34W
Enslaved BY Love (Secrets #4) - LY28K

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

P.S. Feel free to share with your friends! The sale is good through December 2 (aka Cyber Monday)!

The Second Pornocalypse Rages On!

Amazon banned To Punish and Service yesterday. Yes, the story about a school teacher trying to rekindle her sex life with her hot sheriff husband after the birth of their first child. BANNED!

The Pornocalypse started by the British tabloids are still going, and it's getting fucking ridiculous.

Did I think I was immune? Hardly, but this is the story Amazon decides to ban?

Please.

Since it's not available on Amazon until I "fix" the problems, which they refuse to specify either, I've made To Punish and Service FREE on Smashwords through Cyber Monday, aka December 2nd.

Have you already bought To Punish and Service? Stay tuned! I'll be running more promos through New Year's Day!

Because married people having sex isn't the only thing of mine Amazon has banned...

The New Master Is Now Available!

Well, I'm only eighteen days late in getting this book out, instead of a month and a half. LOL

Normally, I don't beg (at least, not in public), but if you like this book or any of my other little stories, please tell your friends who read erotica.

Why am I begging? My spare laptop blew it's memory last Thursday. Thank goodness, I regularly do full backups, but I'm down to using Pierce's spare work computer. I need a new one soon, which means if I can sell 200-300 books above normal in the next month, I can buy something that will get me through the next 5-8 years.

So yes, I'm begging you, my readers, to please spread the word that The New Master is available!

P.S. Per usual, I'll update sales links as the book goes live at each retailer!

The New Master
Lisa Kimble has settled in with her new master, Mr. Book, or so she thinks. While she revels in the painful lessons involving her master’s four apprentices and his chauffeur, another problem is brewing.

Her emotions are torn between moody grad student Geoffrey and Mr. Book’s apprentice, the sweet, charming Julio. Can she settle for a vanilla affair with one when the other knows exactly how she needs to be treated?

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of bondage, domination, oral sex, sadism, humiliation, toys and group sex.

Novella, approximately 36,000 words or 139 printed pages

P.S. The Amazon  link should take you to the appropriate Amazon store, i.e. if you live in Canada, you should end up at the Amazon.ca website. If you are having problems with the link, please let me know.

Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Diesel
Kobo
Smashwords
Sony

Coming Soon! The New Master!

I had a bit of a kerfluffle with my computer, but edits are almost done on The New Master. Here's a peek at the cover!

The Alternate Cover Dilemma

For those of you who purchase my little tales through a certain retailer named after a fruit or the giant conglomerate responsible for the atrocious Spider-man movies, you've been waiting impatiently for Enslaved By Love, the finale to the Secrets series. These particular retailers have deemed the original cover to risque for human consumption.

In some respects, I find the matter deliciously ironic since the model for the original cover shows no naughty bits and this cover is far less titillating than the covers for the other three books in the series. Be that as it may, many of you have been anxiously awaiting the finale, and I am bowing to those retailer's demands.

Therefore, I have created a very plain, non-offensive cover for the distributor who services those retailers. In the book itself are directions if you wish to receive a copy of the original cover (autographed too, if you so wish).

I have discussed with my business partner the economic feasibility of creating a retail site for our company, Angry Sheep Publishing. Unfortunately, neither of us have the time or finances to do it properly at the moment.

So in the meantime, this is the same Enslaved By Love available at Amazon or Barnes & Noble, retailers who aren't quite as prudish as others who shall not be named.