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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The Banned Book Christmas Spectacular!

Since I've had issues with books being removed from retailers or hidden by super-secret double-probation over the last six months, I've decided to expand my sale at Smashwords over the month of December. So each Tuesday, something new will be free and the rest will be discounted.

This week's featured books are the Naughty Neighbors series!

Three's Company - FREE - AM43H
Four of a Kind - $0.99 - CP33B

Make sure you enter the codes at checkout to receive your discounts!

This sale ends December 9 at midnight PST.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

The Banned Book Thanksgiving Sale!

Do you need something hot to read on the cold drive to Grandma's house? Since Amazon banned two of my books, I've made them FREE on Smashwords!

To Punish and Service - FREE
Taken By Passion (Secrets #3) - FREE

Since one Secrets book is free, I did coupon code for the rest of the series. To get the other three books for $0.99, use the following codes:

Tied By Lust (Secrets #1) - UH26Y
Bound By Desire (Secrets #2) - EN34W
Enslaved BY Love (Secrets #4) - LY28K

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

P.S. Feel free to share with your friends! The sale is good through December 2 (aka Cyber Monday)!

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Second Pornocalypse Rages On!

Amazon banned To Punish and Service yesterday. Yes, the story about a school teacher trying to rekindle her sex life with her hot sheriff husband after the birth of their first child. BANNED!

The Pornocalypse started by the British tabloids are still going, and it's getting fucking ridiculous.

Did I think I was immune? Hardly, but this is the story Amazon decides to ban?

Please.

Since it's not available on Amazon until I "fix" the problems, which they refuse to specify either, I've made To Punish and Service FREE on Smashwords through Cyber Monday, aka December 2nd.

Have you already bought To Punish and Service? Stay tuned! I'll be running more promos through New Year's Day!

Because married people having sex isn't the only thing of mine Amazon has banned...

Friday, October 18, 2013

The New Master Is Now Available!

Well, I'm only eighteen days late in getting this book out, instead of a month and a half. LOL

Normally, I don't beg (at least, not in public), but if you like this book or any of my other little stories, please tell your friends who read erotica.

Why am I begging? My spare laptop blew it's memory last Thursday. Thank goodness, I regularly do full backups, but I'm down to using Pierce's spare work computer. I need a new one soon, which means if I can sell 200-300 books above normal in the next month, I can buy something that will get me through the next 5-8 years.

So yes, I'm begging you, my readers, to please spread the word that The New Master is available!

P.S. Per usual, I'll update sales links as the book goes live at each retailer!

The New Master
Lisa Kimble has settled in with her new master, Mr. Book, or so she thinks. While she revels in the painful lessons involving her master’s four apprentices and his chauffeur, another problem is brewing.

Her emotions are torn between moody grad student Geoffrey and Mr. Book’s apprentice, the sweet, charming Julio. Can she settle for a vanilla affair with one when the other knows exactly how she needs to be treated?

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of bondage, domination, oral sex, sadism, humiliation, toys and group sex.

Novella, approximately 36,000 words or 139 printed pages

P.S. The Amazon  link should take you to the appropriate Amazon store, i.e. if you live in Canada, you should end up at the Amazon.ca website. If you are having problems with the link, please let me know.

Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Diesel
Kobo
Smashwords
Sony

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Friday, August 23, 2013

The Alternate Cover Dilemma

For those of you who purchase my little tales through a certain retailer named after a fruit or the giant conglomerate responsible for the atrocious Spider-man movies, you've been waiting impatiently for Enslaved By Love, the finale to the Secrets series. These particular retailers have deemed the original cover to risque for human consumption.

In some respects, I find the matter deliciously ironic since the model for the original cover shows no naughty bits and this cover is far less titillating than the covers for the other three books in the series. Be that as it may, many of you have been anxiously awaiting the finale, and I am bowing to those retailer's demands.

Therefore, I have created a very plain, non-offensive cover for the distributor who services those retailers. In the book itself are directions if you wish to receive a copy of the original cover (autographed too, if you so wish).

I have discussed with my business partner the economic feasibility of creating a retail site for our company, Angry Sheep Publishing. Unfortunately, neither of us have the time or finances to do it properly at the moment.

So in the meantime, this is the same Enslaved By Love available at Amazon or Barnes & Noble, retailers who aren't quite as prudish as others who shall not be named.

Monday, August 12, 2013

The Professor's Wife Is Now Available

I know, I know. I promised my lovely readers this book sometime ago. Unfortunately, family needs took precedence. We start to get that all sorted out when my laptop decides it needs to be replaced sooner rather than later. *sigh*

However, I'm back in business and already ten pages into the second book in the series. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

P.S. Per usual, I'll update sales links as the book goes live at each retailer!


The Professor's Wife
Lisa Kimble isn’t stupid enough to have an affair with a married professor, no matter how hot he is. But the temptation proves too much when Professor Turner’s wife gives Lisa permission to sleep with her husband—as long as she can have her own erotic playtime with Lisa as well.

A little harmless experimentation during college doesn’t hurt anyone, right? But when the pain and head games of the professor’s wife prove too much, Lisa finds she can’t escape.

Even worse, she doesn’t want to…

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of bondage, domination, f/f sex, oral sex, sadism, humiliation, toys and group sex.

Novella, approximately 25,000 words or 82 printed pages

P.S. The Amazon  link should take you to the appropriate Amazon store, i.e. if you live in Canada, you should end up at the Amazon.ca website. If you are having problems with the link, please let me know.

Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Diesel
Kobo
Smashwords
Sony

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Take Me Is Now Available

This is the book that was supposed to be out yesterday. Or at least, that what I told my lovely fans in this quarter's newsletter. Instead, I had issues with every e-tailer and distributor over the last twenty-four hours. *sigh*

But I can say files have been uploaded and computer bugs smashed like the cockroaches they are! And I pleased to present my latest delightful tale!

Blurb
Between no sex since her divorce and a stalled career, Lacy Sullivan decides to shake up her life. She takes care of the latter by applying for a job in Tampa. She takes care of the former when she’s grounded in Atlanta by a thunderstorm.

Just as stranded as she is, Ian Hollister is sexy. Older. Dominating. And he has no problem telling a female executive exactly what he wants from her. What should have been a one-night turns into an addiction. One Lacy has no intention of kicking.

But what is she going to do when she has to decide between her new job and her new love?

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of domination, submission, rough sex, and oral sex.

Novella, approximately 15,500 words or 52 printed pages

Take Me is available through the following retailers:
Amazon UK
Amazon US
Barnes & Noble
Smashwords - P.S. it's part of SW's summer sale and free for the month of July! Just enter code SW100 at check-out!

Friday, May 10, 2013

Enslaved By Love Is Now Available!

It's taken three days and a lot of hair pulling, but Enslaved By Love has been uploaded to retailers. Per usual, it takes some retailers longer than others to make it available for sale. I'll update links as the sale pages come online.

Blurb
Four friends. Four secrets. One dare.

For years, her friends thought sweet, innocent little Beth Winslow needed their protection after her brutal rape in high school.

But Beth keeps the wickedest secret of them all. She’s found trust and happiness with two perfect men who love to dominate her. But Aaron and Paolo question her commitment to them when she refuses to admit their relationship to her friends.

Can she confess her unconventional love affair to her closest friends after they suffered just as much as she did in the horrible aftermath of their junior year, or will they reject her just as her parents did fifteen years ago?

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of bondage, domination, m/m sex, play acting and double penetration.

Novella, approximately 25,500 words or 85 printed pages

Enslaved By Love is available through the following retailers:
Amazon UK
Amazon US
Barnes & Noble
Smashwords

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

A Special Treat for My Readers

I'm doing the last read-thru for Enslaved By Love, and I came up with the most delicious idea. What if I gave special preview copies of one of my series to the lovely readers who signed up for my newsletter?

And better yet, what if I let the readers vote for which series they would like to receive?

If you look to your left on my home page, there's a poll. Just vote for which series you'd want most to show up in your inbox free every three months! (The stupid poll widget decided to croak on me. Leave your vote in the comments. And yes, you can vote anonymously if you want.)

Horny Holidays - Light romantic comedy stories centering on holiday myths, but still erotic! Santa has already made her appearance in Santa's Gift. Misbehaving cupids and prodigal wererabbits are up next. Number of books in the series: 6 projected, but I reserve the right to add more as my devious mind comes up with ideas.

Educating Lisa - Dark BDSM as Lisa Kimble's crush on her professor leads her down a dangerous path of submission to anyone and anything to feed her sexual hunger. Number of books in the series: 3.

The Auction House - Individual sex with a stranger fantasies with some BDSM elements. On a mysterious Caribbean island, anything can be bought at the Auction House. Or anyone. In our first story, The Virgin, Charlotte Wilde needs money for her little brother and discovers she only has one asset worth selling. Her gorgeous boss is determined to keep a total stranger from abusing her, but he doesn't plan on his lovely blindfolded assistant begging him to deflower her. Number of books in the series: 3 with the possibility of more based on reader demand.

Polling with end on midnight EDT, May 14th!

And if you haven't done so yet, the link to sign up for my newsletter is right below the poll!

Thursday, February 28, 2013

EBL Just a Little Bit Delayed

I'd planned to have Enslaved By Love out by Valentine's Day, but I was a week late completing Four of a Kind. Then I had issues with the e-book that I didn't discover until my new distributor tried to upload the EPUB to Apple. On top of it, my distributor blamed my conversion software, and I f**ked around with that until I discovered it was actually the orginally source code that was the issue.

On top of that, I discovered that the photograph I originally licensed for the cover for EBL has been used by a great number of other publishers and writers. That is a situation that simply won't do.

ARGH!
All this drama didn't distract me from my own psychology when it comes to writing. Enslaved By Love is the last book of the Secrets series, which means I'm getting maudlin and I'm stalling.

I know. Bad Onne.

Now would be a good time for me to be a submissive. The boys could promise not to whip me until I finished the book.

But alas, as a domme, I'm expected to have the self-discipline.

This on of those times that being a domme sucks.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Four of a Kind Is Out!

What a trip the last year has been! One year and two days ago, Tied By Lust debuted. As a brand-spanking-new writer, I'm shocked and pleased about how well my little tales have been received.

And today, the latest story is released into the world. Please welcome Four of a Kind, the latest in the Naughty Neighbors series.

Blurb
Hope learned a long time ago to keep things light and casual to avoid heartache, but her threesome with Charity and Billy takes a twist when Billy’s best friend Dustin moves in with him. It seems only natural to initiate him into their erotic games with a kinky round of strip poker after she catches an older neighbor making a pass at him.

But Hope breaks her own rules when she falls hard and fast for Dustin. Can she let the sexy bartender into her heart, or will she drive him into the arms of the cougar next door?

***Warning! This story is meant for readers 18 years of age and over. It contains scenes of masturbation, voyeurism, female-female sex, oral sex, and group sex.

Novelette, approximately 15,000 words or 50 printed pages


Four of a Kind is available through:
Amazon UK
Amazon US
Barnes & Noble
Smashwords

(Per usual, I'll update links as they go live.)